here's a tumblr that belongs to anna!! hey that's pretty cool.

basically i like fairy tales, mystery science theater, hot dudes, nail polish, cool things people draw, yelling at various different kinds of bigots, monster high, pokemon, and other stuff that's mild-to-moderately embarrassing to admit to liking in public.

also i'm going to make richard armitage my husband someday and it is probably going to involve a mariachi band somehow. OKAY BYE ENJOY MY TUMBLR

 

Anonymous asked
why do people like coco she's hideous

nannu-crossing:

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sorry couldn’t hear you over the cheering of BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNER COCO’S OFFICIAL CROWNING

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

MILWAUKEE, LADIES AND GERMS

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

MILWAUKEE, LADIES AND GERMS

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

Omg.

(via seouliloquy)

nosdrinker:

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them


I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked

nosdrinker:

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked

procyonvulpecula:

darrynek:

aeiou

It’s difficult to know how to react to astronaut videos and gifs being both a planetary scientist/space exploration enthusiast and a silly Youtube video connoisseur. Half of me wants to comment with something like “How amazing is it we’ve been to another world and collected samples to bring back and it was humanity’s greatest achievement and we should go again and did you know the lunar maria are lava flood basins in the sites of huge impact craters” and the other half wants to go “John Madden. John Madden. ?!?!?!?!?!?!! 99999 here comes another Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrb aeiou.”

procyonvulpecula:

darrynek:

aeiou

It’s difficult to know how to react to astronaut videos and gifs being both a planetary scientist/space exploration enthusiast and a silly Youtube video connoisseur. Half of me wants to comment with something like “How amazing is it we’ve been to another world and collected samples to bring back and it was humanity’s greatest achievement and we should go again and did you know the lunar maria are lava flood basins in the sites of huge impact craters” and the other half wants to go “John Madden. John Madden. ?!?!?!?!?!?!! 99999 here comes another Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrb aeiou.”

(Source: nasagifs)

blipsterinsverige:

goddess-of-wisdom-art-and-war:

dynastylnoire:

lulz-time:

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin

I have this picture in my cubical. The teeny baby’s smile get’s me every time

I looove elephanticles

elephants are just the best

blipsterinsverige:

goddess-of-wisdom-art-and-war:

dynastylnoire:

lulz-time:

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin

I have this picture in my cubical. The teeny baby’s smile get’s me every time

I looove elephanticles

elephants are just the best

outofcontextdnd:

"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."